Additional information:

Mission Statement:

The NCA encourages, asks to, and promotes high school dances, along with righteous neon behavior.

Group history:

The group started when hottie Jeffrey Darl Merrill decided to ask Lydia Suzanne Jarman to Cheap at Westwood High School in a creative, unorthodox manner.

Alternative advertisement of agenda: Trial balloons.

Lobbying:

The NCA lobbyists suggest ideas on a weekly basis to the local high school student council including but not limited to: dance theme ideaas, participation and advertisement of dances, extreme spirit in sports assemblies. We use courts in Mr. Ide's AP Government classroom and prefer the grasshopper technique. This consists of jumping up and down excitedly in order to be contagious to other students and promote school spirit in dance attendance.

Partisanship:

Although most members of the NCA are Republican, containing only one Democrat, we are not a partisan group.

For additional information, please contact: motab_vocals@hotmail.com

Welcome to the NCA!

Dear Site Visitor:

Thank you for taking interest in this website. We of the National Cheap Associatiobn hereby declare that you have been asked to cheap. Your membership would be greatly appreciated (and slightly mandatory). Membership is free and includes a complimentary hot male (or female). We hold these activities with the highest regards. Benefits of the NCA include safety in number, choosing the right, and generous amounts of neon.

Here at the NCA, made up of over 6 members, we are easily congregated. Facilities include the Westwood High School Cafeteria. In order to accept our membership request, you must be inducted by finding the hot male priorly mentioned in our group description.

Group sponsors include:

President Barrack Obama

Kyle Ide

Jeffery Harris

Thomas S. Monson

Ignacio Toste

Chancho

Incarnacion

Ramses

and Buster.

Hint: Its the best looking one.

Hint Hint: He has the same birth date as yourself.

Hint Hint Hint: He's #11